Shlungkle
a person who is is extremely short, so much so that they shoulders, lungs, knees and ankles are actually all one body part.
person 1: look at that girls, she is very short
person 2: thats my sister, she is actually a shlungkle
person 1: oh that makes sense why she is so short, let go find sticks and chase her.
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