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Shmabes

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• Shmattering

  a variety/combination of s-xual activities besides intercourse “so what happened last night?” “ohh just a little bit of shmattering” “did you have a good time last night?” “let’s just say he offered me a shmatter platter” “what are you doing tonight?” “it’s shmatterday, what do you think i’m doing?”

• shmerger

  sneaking up on your buddy like a ninja, firmly grasping his genitalia and screaming shmerger! this is the ultimate ball tap. leeroy jumped out of a tree last night grabbing my c-ck and b-lls while screaming “shmerger!” then before i could regain my manhood he was gone.

• Joinz

  see “joint”. i like joinz. joinz is rad. who the f-cks joinz is that?

• j*pan

  “j-pan”, name of country, with undeliberate censorship of second letter due to automatic censorship of racial slur “j-p”. sometimes used ironically. why does this board have so weird censorship policy? i can’t even spell j-pan right.

• Jubah

  to be too awesome for any words that one can possibly think of or will ever think of. “yo aleks, you’re looking very jubah today.” after just winning the lottery: “this is the most jubah day of my life.”

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