shmerger


sneaking up on your buddy like a ninja, firmly grasping his genitalia and screaming shmerger! this is the ultimate ball tap.
leeroy jumped out of a tree last night grabbing my c-ck and b-lls while screaming “shmerger!” then before i could regain my manhood he was gone.

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