Shmakmatagg
top definition
1. a laser-guided synthetic fist shot from the metallic forearms of humanity-destroying tom cruise robots.
2. the battle cry of the ancient cinnamen, whose civilization was destroyed by tom cuise during the great fantasmaborgghe war of 3845 a.d.
1. scientology = fantasmaborgghe
2. cinnamen – “shmakmatagg!!!”
tom cruise – “scientology!”
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