Shmamered


used to describe a person who is very drunk. a combination of several discribing words.
“dude, you are so shmamered!”
hammered; very drunk.
and by four in the afternoon i was right shmamered.

man i’m shmamed.
the act of drinking soco and dr. pepper to the point that you are too intoxicated to function properly and/or remember anything you just did.
what happened last night?” “you got shmamered last night and threw everything around that you could get your hands on.
when ur stoned and hammered
“oh as im f-cken shmamered”
“yah dario!”
1. getting sh-t faced drunk
2. getting totally high
3. rockin out with your c-ck out
4. doing random people
5. group orgies
1. we’re getting shmamered tonight
2. did you go to that shmamer fest the other night?

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