shmandy
a puss diving , oranged-faced, bronze in a bottle wearing wannabe prep hoe who has roots as black as a porch monkey.
1. mandy p.,who has pracitically raped every drunk guy at houston high, is the direct meaning of shmandy.
2. why did you pull that guy’s rod! you are being a shmandy!
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