Shmarknotes


the combination of two book summary websites, shmoop.com and sparknotes.com. used in order to get a top-notch summary of a book, which is especially useful senior year.
john: yo man did you read that book? the quiz we had was impossible.

chuck: nah man, but i read shmarknotes so i knew twice the details! it was a piece of cake.

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