shmata


a yiddish term for a rag, towel, or washclothes. you’ll probably hear your jewish grandmother saying it
get that d-mn shmata you shmuk!
what you use to wipe up spilt beer. ie dishrag, paper towel, red shop rag,
dude, were outta toilet paper, toss me in a shmata.
a head bandana worn mainly by women pastry chefs in restaurant kitchens to differenciate themselves from the rest of the male kitchen population.
i just bought a new shmata, it’s white and has skulls all over it. your shirt and shmata match today m-ffin.
a racial slur for black people. mainly used in baltimore, maryland
“look at all the shmatas here!”
“its like we’re in nigera.”

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