SHMAV


shmav -adj. (1) used to describe a person who has long hair and is dorky, somewhat hilarious, and thinks he is better than everyone else. -n. (2) a long block-shaped object usually used to hold books and other useless items.
(1) that guy is such a shmav.
(2) i placed my math textbook on my shmav.

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