shmava


shmava is a f-cking legend. contrary to what people believe, she rocks purple eyebrows and protects her nono square (except from boys named mason) she plays with vroom vrooms and sings “im a hoe” or “i’m not g-y” at the top of her lungs. she also likes things that are red and chunky.
guy 1: i met a girl named shmava today. she was a f-cking legend.
guy 2: no way! giggity giggity goo!
a short name for a f-cking r-t-rd, warning she may mistake herself for a f-ckin legend!
hey look at that b-tch -ss giggity giggity goo -ss shmava!

Read Also:

  • faging

    when you are forced to go to a venue in which you would normally rage and party (i.e. a club) due to social pressures and circ-mstances and you feel like absolute sh-t/exhausted but its awkward for you to sulk in the corner, so you “fake rage” or “f-ge” to fit in. usually -ssociated by acts […]

  • snatchstach

    a man or womans mustasche primarily derived from the p-b-s a a prost-tute. i just ate that hookers cooter out and. my sn-tchstach smells downright putrid.cooter

  • haasna

    soo this name is actually very rare! but this girl is so f-cking beautiful! that everyone desires her man! she has an amazing body! and her curves! her b-tt! her b–bs! myy godd man! you will definitely be fascinated by her beauty! when she will have her boyfriend! he will be f-cking lucky to have […]

  • nandetha

    a very beautiful and cheerful person who never fails to brighten up other people’s day. a lot of people crush on her but are afraid to tell her because they do not want to lose their friendship. you should be lucky to have nandetha as your friend!

  • aaruus

    this man is one of a kind he is next level he is sick at basketball he can’t do stuff no one else can do and he can have two different faces and he is always really funny he’s like the best human being ever. you would love to meet him!! aaruus is like another […]


Disclaimer: shmava definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.