shmeagol
verb
-to be in a state of extreme alertness or to be behaving strangely as a result of said alertness
note: the state of alertness is almost always a direct result of an intoxication of some kind, usually drugs, alcohol, sugar or red bull.
1. claire, why are you acting like such a crzy n00b?
i cant help it! i’m shmeagoling~!!!!~!!1!1!
note: “shmeagol” is often used out of context, as shown in the example below.
claire, why are you acting like such a crzy n00b?
i cant help it! i’m shmeagoling~!!!!~!!1!1! shmeagol shmeagol shmeagol!!!! wuahahahahahaaaahahaha t3h shmeagol=omfg!!@@!!!
cigarette. (lingo originated from fishing boats in alaska)
curt: hey man, can i get a shmeagol from you? i just ran out.
jason: d-mn dude! i’m always giving out my shmeagols!
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