shmeat

n., a lab-created meat product; essentially, animal tissue which has been cultured for the purpose of consumption without harm to animals.
peta is a fan of shmeat.
amalgamation of “sh-t” and “meat”, animal tissue engineered in a petri dish, sponsored by peta, supposedly with the aim of replacing meat for consumption.
“shmeat is such a horrible name, it sounds like what you get when you cross sh-t and meat.” — cdog, offalgood.com article comment

“if it looks like an egg yolk made of blood, it’s shmeat”
to have, small p-n-s. roughly no more then 3 inches. no more girth then 2 inches.
danny has a serious case of shmeat.
meat or meat products produced by factory farming, cafos, or other unethical practices.

combines “sh-t” and “meat”.
bro 1: wanna hit up that micky d’s?
bro 2: h-lls no, i don’t eat those shmeat burgers man!
bro 1: so what you eat, bro?
bro 2: i get certified human meat, man. then i cook it myself.
bro 1: word.
fake meat ; vegetable protean made to taste like meat. short for “sh-t for meat”. also, shicken, sham, etc
we are having shmeat for dinner.
meat made from faeces.
the shmeat burger was delicious!
a shortened version of the name of shmeagle, from the lord of the rings. someone acting ugly.
ashley is shmeaty by falling asleep.

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