shmeeg
a really awesome person
a great word to say that describes any situation
a hottie
that tall girl and her short friend are total shmeegs
bro 1: dude that party was a total rager
bro 2: yeah shmeegs i know!
another word for being awesome or cool.
i wish i could be shmeegs!
shmeeg is basically a cigarette it can be used many ways
for example
“yo dawg let me b-m a shmeeg”
“go f-ck your self i only got one shmeeg left”
“hey, lets bring our beers outside and have a shmeeg break”
“f-ck we need to go on a shmeeg run i have no more shmeegs”
“hey man im bored wanna coem shmeeg”
a f-g, aka someone of lower coolness stature
everyone on the master pickup artist is a shmeeg. a big shmeeg.
sh-t’n from ur kunt
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