Shmeelof
what you can call your status with someone you’re dating consistently, but are not yet in a committed relationship with.
(because what else are you supposed to call it?)
see also:
shmeeloh
shmeelah
shmeelovs
her shmeelof with john was going well, but she wasn’t sure he was ready to commit yet…
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