shmeet
a very small p-n-s
your girlfriend told me you had a shmeet
slang for c-ck,p-n-s etc
i’m gunna stick my shmeet in mrs.swanson’s huge -ss
nerd, geek, “wanna-be”, wanna-be dope person, someone trying too hard to be cool, someone that wears pajamas with nikes, tay zonday,someone that embarr-sses themselves in public, someone that embar-sses you in public, the list goes on….
ex.
a: aye bruh you see that kid with his fake j’s…
b: yeah i see him
a: watta shmeet
ex.
a: bro! you see tay zonday perform chocolate rain on the tonight show??
b: yeah what about it
a: he looked like a straight up shmeet!!!
ex.
a: bro, the girl i liked caught me picking my nose
b: your a shmeet for that one!!! shmeety -ss n-gg-!
an adjective that describes something as being extra small
his shirt was extra shmeet.
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