shmegma effect
when an absolutely repulsive person just acts normally and makes everything bad. no matter what, if a shmegma ( a person who exhibits the shmegma effect) is involved, the situation automatically gets worse.
one kid was shooting a basketball when a person exhibiting the shmegma effect, like a d-ck, blocked the first kid’s shot. while this may seem harmless, because of the shmegma effect the ball was blocked into his face.
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