shmelt
a brutal hockey player someone who is a duster or is really bad at hockey
matt glowa is a shmelt and never plays cause he sucks.
a person who you find less popular, uncool, a noob or a loser.
guy 1: haha, look at erick.
guy 2: yeah i know, he’s such a shmelt.
grade nines/freshman,
friend 1 ” dude look at all the shmelts!”. friend 2 ” ha, they’re so lame.”
a burning or melting accident in which a body part is singed, burnt or melted.
a sigh of pain. usually spoken with a german infuence.
oh god! my shlong has been shmelted
i just put my doodle on an oven hob and now its shmelt!
little girls that dont know their place in life
alex is a shmelt. she need to learn her place in life.
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