Shmerg


a word to describe people who are uncool, annoying, homeless, music majors, kids at coffee shops, and/or pretty much anyone else that isn’t you.

groups of shmergs can sometimes be referred to as “shmerg city.”
look at that shmerg.

we walked into the club, and it was shmerg city.
to c-m on your partners abdomen, then lay on top of them creating a suction with s-x sweat and c-m.
after don came on amy’s belly, he collapsed upon her, locking their bodies in a shmerg.

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