shmerlin unit
a gang started up on the east coast of england by the most feared gangster of kent – s dot man. after terrorising the orpington area “its roughr than peckham unoe” he formed his own gang. aided by his accomplices merlin and the shepernator, the gang is now accountable for 90% of gun crime in london and the south east
guy 1: shuup pr-ck
guy 2: u dont want me to ring up my shmerlin unit connexions
guy 1: im sorry im sorry anything but
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