Shmian


shmian- a 15 year old from cali who is obsessed with gd and likes realy stupid names like dirk…. he is a mexican whigger who is emo on the inside….
anne:hi ian!!!
ty: no, not ian, shmian!!!
a person who possesses a head in comparable size to andre the giant, or several bowling b-lls put together.

said person may or may/not have a larger body or frame (particularly in height), but the size of his head is so large, it its like the head of a blow-pop on a small stick.
” yeah, that dude is a shmian. ”

or

” hey, this hat doesn’t fit. can i get a bigger size? ”

” no. we don’t have hats for shmians ” .
the coolest person ever!!
also called ian or shmi
h-llo im shmian the coolest person ever

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