Shmice

the beautiful, yet rare coagulation of sh-t, mud and ice.

usually found in cold, british winters.
1. “hey dude, is that sh-t on your shoe?”, “no it’s shmice tscheeeeeeeeeeeee”.

2. “hey man, did you see how bad england were at penalties?”

“yeah, they were as good as shmice”.

3. “spiele mit die sh-t, spiele mit die sh-t, spiele mit die sh-t sh-t sh-t sh-t sh-t.”
to consume / take something ; usually referring to sofa’s.
variations;
-shmice
-shmiced
-shmoucing
example 1;
l – “fam, that sofa is too much zimme?”
h – “yeh geez, im gonna shmice myself one of those.”

example 2;
h – “let’s chill today. i shmiced this blond ting last night.”
l – “yeh blood ting ali, corse you did”

example 3;
h – “im smash yo -ss on fifa.”
l – “yeh blood ting ali, corse you will”
h – “ha, man was just shmousing.”

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