shmick

an ugl-ss n-gg- with a fat -ss head
that meathead over there is a shmick
1. adj. glamourous

2. v. to dress up
“you look shmick!”

or

“we’re going out soon – time to go get schmicko!”
unit of measure equivalent to one one-hundred thousands of a clue
most people don’t have a shmick about computers.
#schmick #clue #useless #all knowing #shmcik
shmick, originating from the word “shmuck” is used as a friendly “insult” between friends and family.
for example when talking to your sister “oh you little shmick! i wanted to eat that”
#shmick #shmuck #idiot #friendly #insult
a word that can basically be used in any situation, as any part of speech. often used as a replacement for the word sh-t. also a common nickname or insult.
“dude that was some good shmick we smoked up last night.”

“f-cking shmick, this paper is tough!”

used as a nice nickname: “sup shmick!”

used as an insult: “dude you’re such a f-cking shmick you know that?”

#shmick #schmick #smick #smiack #shmiick
(adj.) a person; usually of low intelligence who wears sportwear and acts in a threatening manner. refers to an entire undercl-ss of british culture
colloquialism originating from belfast but has since been exported nationally.

see also: chavs, hoodies, neds, townies, kevs, charvers, steeks, spides, bazzas, yarcos, ratboys, kappa slappers, skangers, scutters, janners, stigs, scallies, hood rats.
e.g. “here mate, lend us a feg”, one would reply; ” step back you shmick! i’ve got mace!”
#chavs #hoodies #neds #townies #kevs #charvers #steeks #spides #bazzas #yarcos #ratboys #kappa slappers #skangers #scutters #janners #stigs #scallies
is his dad a mechanic, because he is a machine.an absolute charmer, someone who exudes s-xiness naturally. the one and only.
“he was looking awfully shmick, so shmick i wanted to mount him”
#schmick #s-xy #machine #unit #bun lover