shmigarette


a noun describing a cigarette, but in the context of feeling slightly guilty or indulgent about having said cigarette.
person a: “wanna go for a wee… shmigarette?”
person b: “aw i really shouldn’t i’m supposed to be cutting down but… aye f-ck it treat yo self”
a noun describing a cigarette, but in the context of feeling slightly guilty or indulgent about having said cigarette.
person a: “wanna go for a wee… shmigarette?”
person b: “aw i really shouldn’t i’m supposed to be cutting down but… aye f-ck it treat yo self”

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