shmingle
slang – a person who is single but is on the lookout for a new boyfriend/girlfriend by mingling.
person 1: “so are you in a relationship?”
person 2: “nope, i’m shmingle”
the act of combining shmoozing and mingling at the same time.
joe was such a social b-tterfly that he would attend any party or meeting he was invited to so as not to p-ss up on any opportunity to shmingle.
a fat wh-r- who has shingles and small, hot b–bs.
your mom is a shmingle.
shingles-struck averill park girls. usually having delightfully small b–bs with high kinetic energy.
“that samantha girl is such a shmingle!”
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