Shmit


alteration of the word “sh-t”.

can be used instead of sh-t, so as not to offend anyone.
wtf? cold toco meat…i hate that shmit!

toco bell makes me shmit….
shmit/shmittie :a specimen of the female s-x that is in a higher cl-ss of looks than the average girl. a shmit can usually be seen staring at you in a manor that says “i want to perform falacio on you.” shmits can also be seen wearing uggs,leggings and/or other shmit attire. in lamens terms, a shmit is a hot girl who looks like a good f-ck.
i can’t have any grenades tonight bro, i need some grade a shmits!

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