shmium


fat b-tch who sucks man d-ck
tiny p-n-s, ranging from about one quarter inch to half an inch 8=================== ( he wishes its more like this) 8===
” shmium is a fat-ss who sucks his dads d-ck, and thinks he can get a girl but all he can get is a d-ld-!

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