shmized the wang
1) when, at a desk, a male becomes aroused to the point where the bulge is prominent and is suddenly forced to stand, an unavoidable and painful collision occurs between said package and the lip of the desk.
2) scr-w-ng up to an embarr-ssing degree.
“i was so focused on the lt’s b–bies, i didn’t hear the colonel was coming until they called the room for the b-st-rd. i shmized the w-ng somethin awful on that one.”
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