Shmizzelous


noun/verb/adjective – to be pr-ne towards s-xual conversation,

shmizzelousness
shmizzelous
to shmizzle
jake: dude, ashley was totally shmizzelous towards me today
bob: how do you mean?
jake: she was talking about tater tots and wieners while i was holding my tray at lunch, and then proceeded to touch my hand lightly, mmmm schmizzelly.
bob: … that was your lunch today. you absent-minded f-ck.
jake: -slaps head-

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