Shmoff


a cross between sugar, goth and fluff.

it is a type of goth that enjoys daily trips to gollage and abusing the local bird population.
hey shmoff w-ssssup??? not much dude. do you want a job here? yes please but i can’t as i am black.
a noun that is used to describe sh-t that is a step up from diarrhea and a step down from normal sh-t…when shat, takes a considerable amount of time to clean up-per say…very undesirable(can also be used as an insult
1.) oops! i shmoffed my pants after eating grandmas homemade gravy.

2.) dude! you are worse than sh-t…you are a piece of shmoff

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