Shmotherfuck
a word you use when your at loss for a better exlamation. cant decide to say, “sh-t” “mother f-cker” or just “f-ck!” ? say shmotherf-ck! 🙂
person 1: -accidently spills orange juice on your lap-
person 2: …….shhhmotherf-ck.
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person 1: -stubs toe- shmotherf-ck ow!
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