shmouse
an animal or pet that is smaller than the standard size; a loving pet that is small and snuggly.
after me and the shmouse hit the beach for a game of frisbee, we went home and shnuggled.
to consume something ; usually referring to marijuana.
a – “dude, you down to shmouse today?”
b – “can’t dude, i gotta drug test tomorrow.”
a – “let’s chill today. we’ll shmouse than go pick some b-tches up.”
b – “no doubt, you want me to cop the bud?”
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