shmower
jerking off in the shower.
variations: shmleeping, shmitting around
hold yo f-ckin’ horses, b-tch! i just got out of the shmower… i’ll get it up eventually!
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to m-st-rb-t- during a shower.
he was shmowering and left a j-zzy mess for the next person.
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