shmuckaroon


a distasteful member of society that has the unusual urge to shove macaroons up his -sshole and eat them after they are eject ejected by the sphincter out of the -sshole.
i was friends with this guy until i found out he had been a shmuckaroon since we were twelve and i didn’t even know until i bought him a box of macaroons

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