shmuggle


to snog someone whilst cuddling them in a romantic fashion. only applicable to humans!
“get yo fine -ss over here and lets shmuggle, baby”
to get off with someone while cosying up to them, all romantic-like.
“hey baby, fancy a shmuggle?”

-is slapped-
1. a small furry creature that is drawn as different action figures
2. variation of the word “muggle” used in harry potter.
1. “did you see the new e.t shmuggle?”
“no, but i saw the president bush limited edition one!”
“ohh! kick-ss! i think i’ll buy that one on my way home”

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