shmullet
the common name given to a mullet that is grown from the head of a female. otherwise known as a she – mullet.
man with a mullet marries woman with a shmullet.
she mullet. when the top layer of a girl’s hair is significantly longer than the bottom layer.
i went to get my hair cut and told the hair dresser i was trying to grow my hair out and she gave me a shmullet!!! now i look like a hair band groupie.
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