Shmushmortion


the polite way to refer to an abortion
“hey, bro, i hear you need cash”
“yeah dude. my girlfriend is getting something”
“what?”
“it rhymes with: shmushmortion”
“ooooooooo”
a common euphemism for abortion
“oh no! i’m preggers!”
“get a shmushmortion.”

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