Shnarklepuff
unnecessarily drawing attention to yourself. often occurs to if someone feels left out of a particular convosation, or are leaving. a shnarklepuff can be a part of convosation, an item of clothing or an action.
‘hey, i’m just going to bed so don’t bang your head on the way in’
(after the speaker leaves) ‘dude, that was a m-ssive shnarklepuff’
suzanne grange is going shopping!!!
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examples of non-convosational shnarklepuffing include: grunting whilst doing weights in the gym, wearing a t-shirt with an innuendo written on it, laughing harder and longer than anyone else or putting up pointless facebook statuses(and lots of them).
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