when you sneeze while about to p–p, and launch a t-rd at high speed for any discernible distance.
so my friend was walking her min-pin, and it sqwatted to p–p, sneezed, and began shnarting it’s t-rds about a foot behind it. thus scaring the cr-p out of everyone else.

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