shnirious
the state of being extremely serious.
george: “how was last night?”
duff: “okay”
george: “why just okay?”
duff: “so i was making out with this chick, right?! she pulls off my underwear and just when i’m thinking that i’m about to score, she takes out a huge black d-ld-! so i ask, “are you serious?!”. and she’s like, “b-tch, i’m shnirious.”
george: holly sh-t. are you serious?!
duff (pulling his pants off, and bending over to show george the scars on his -ss): “dude, i’m f-cking shirious!”
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taking a sh-t into a condom, freezing it, then, when frozen, using it like a d-ld- to f-ck either yourself or someone else. “i got so lonely last night, i barney’d myself” “i bet those two f-gs are on their way to make some frozen barney’s right now”
- loose sandy hairy vagina
a individual the acts like a ginormous p-ssy. a very crabby person. a f-g. a extremely f-cked v-g-n- on the beach that needs a hedge trimmer. cody is such a loose sandy hairy v-g-n-. c-ssy is so nasty she had a big loose sandy hairy v-g-n-
- Shnuppie
a cheek rub to connect people from different parts of the globe, becoming the shnupmeister rubbing ones cheek on anothers cheek! creating the shnuppie
- Looseless
to be utterly, incomprehensibly useless. the verb to be inherently bad or to be loose. the act or instance of being inordinately useless. the act or instance in which a person is engaging in useless or needless activity. ‘andy you are so looseless’ ‘that short player is lololololoooselesssss’ ‘their mid awp is a l-l-l-looooselesser.’
- Loose lipping
when a female doesn’t wear underwear. like free balling is for a male jenny had no panties on, she was loose lipping.