ShnookieWookumsKatLagassekinz
a shnookiewook-mskatlag-ssekinz is a rare breed of woman, one who is gorgeous beyond belief and has the arctic blue eyes of an angel. shnookiewook-mskatlag-ssekinzes have beautiful, cascading black hair and a flawless face, making them the most beautiful breed of woman one can find. there is currently only one known shnookiewook-mskatlag-ssekinz to walk this earth which makes her a prize that every man someday hopes to get.
not only do shnookiewook-mskatlag-ssekinzes have amazing looks, but they have the best personalities you can find in any breed of woman. with their sarcastic sense of humor filled with s-xual innuendos and their comp-ssionate nature, a shnookiewook-mskatlag-ssekinz is envied by every woman.
tyler: “d-mn, that shnookiewook-mskatlag-ssekinz is so beautiful!”
joe: “i know, right? now that’s a woman!”
kat: “i’m standing right here. you do know i can hear everything you’re saying, right?”
-tyler and joe stare at the shnookiewook-mskatlag-ssekinz, admiring her beauty-
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