something you shout when something goes to sh-t
oh shnoz gobbler, i accidentally touched betty’s chesticles.
- risen rooster
when your c-ck decides wake up. another term for getting a b-n-r. dude… this girl just told me i had a risen rooster in cl-ss
- twisted unicorn
during a threesome, when two p-n-s’s are twisted and then penetrate the -n-l cavity, without any sort of lubrication. thus making the receiver thrust their bodies in a forward motion, like a galloping horse/unicorn. “yo liliya, do you want to go round 2 again tonight on the twisted unicorn? i was talking to luke and […]
- beep beep lettuce
a way to say goodbye. friend: alright, beep beep lettuce! me: beep beep lettuce!
while you stare for an uncomfortably ridiculous amount of time at a person, pondering your thoughts around whether they look/are/or remind you of somebody, they ‘happen’ to become aware of your interrogational viewing and look straight at you is that? no it can’t be, or could it, he’s got. d-mn! he knows i’m looking at […]
- spitting around the hood
(шататься по городу in russian): ignoring curfew, instead aimlessly wandering around town, looking for adventure hey you silly anti-trump protesters, stop spitting around the hood, and go do something more meaningful instead, or you can show your disappointment in more constructive ways