shnunting
the act of a man c-mming inside a man or woman’s -n-l cavity, then proceeding to push their nose through the sphincter and snorting the liquid -ss/c-m through their nostrils. then they swallow the left over contents, emptying the colon of all s-m-n so their partner doesn’t have to take that awkward squirty poo afterwards.
“honey, i have come inside of you. would you like me to shnunt it out so you don’t have to take that awkward squirt poo later?”
“okay, so i was shnunting this chick last night and she blew a fart bubble up my nose!”
the police officer stated ” yes, we believe that the victim died whilst shnunting the female in question. he suffered a blockage of the esophagus when a lump of fecal matter was inhaled through his nostril and into his lungs. he was pr-nounced dead at the scene.”
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