shoalton
shoalton is a t-tty monster. since he eats only blue footed b–bies, peeing is the only way to keep him away from your junk!!
shoalton will only turn g-y at night. when he is g-y he will steal makeup and clothes to put them up his b-tt. his best friend is jimmy the rapist. if you approach the t-tty monster, he will shart on his hands and start raping a monkey (he’s learning from jimmy the rapist).
mommy: “shoalton stop stripping!”
him: no mommy! it’s what i like!!!”
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