Shock her before you Spock her!
a nifty little rhyme used by many men to remember the order in which to insert his fingers into his lady’s orifice’s.
shocking = index and middle finger in the v-g-n-, little finger in the b-m.
spocking = index and middle finger in the v-g-n-, ring finger and little finger in the b-m.
the trekkies amongst us will already be masters at ‘spocking’
guy 1: “mate, she hated it!! i thought she’d love a good spocking!!”
guy 2: “you gotta shock her before you spock her!”
guy 1: “what a nifty little rhyme!!”
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