shock squad


a group of best friends that’ll do anything for one another including help find one night stands or potential girlfriends. the have a shocker salute and are all athletic and good looking. they are all willing to do the shocker to any hot girls at any given moment.
them ballers from seaside are the originators of the shock squad. they always get the job done when it comes to the poontang.

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