shocker

the act of inserting 2 fingers into the v-g-n-l opening (normally the index and middle fingers), and 1 into the -n-s (normally the “pinky” finger). this is usually performed when she is laying back, in the “deep thrust” postion (see “deep thrust” for more hardcore info). commonly described a numerous number of ways, e. g. 2 in the pink, 1 in the stink; two in the gr-ss one in the -ss; two in the sl-t one in the b-tt; two in the koot, one in the boot; goin to town with one in the brown; and many more, this method of s-xual gratification is one sought out by people of all levels. but only grand masters, like the big johnson have perfected it.
“it was an exhilerating and shocking experience” – janet jameson

“the shocker sets me free. after the first time, i was hooked” – anna kornakova

“ewwwww, i got poo on my finger” – chris budz

“after i gave her the shocker and left she always came back, rapping at my chamber door. i told her never more, i would not again shock that wh-r-. but she continued rapping on my chamber door, and before i knew it, she was on my floor….begging…more…more!!!!” -edgar allan poe

“this is almost as good as what big johnson gave me” – one fine fox
the original definiton:

two in the pink, one in the stink.
more shocker euphemisms:

checking her fever, with two in the beaver
crimson: 2, brown: 1.
dos en el hueco, con uno en el seco.
dos en el rosado, y uno en el morado.
dos en la crica, con uno en la pica.
dos en la hamaca, con uno en la caca.
going to town, with one in the brown.
phaser finger
the barracuda (aus)
the muckfish.
the w-lly j munchright (named after a famous australian)
two at yale, one at brown.
two in her rut, one in her b-tt.
two in the ‘ooh la la’, one in the caca.
two in the baby maker, one in the patty caker.
two in the beav, with an ace up the sleeve.
two in the beaver, one in the cleaver.
two in the beaver, one where food leaves her.
two in the bird, one in the t-rd.
two in the blood, one in the mud.
two in the boat, one in the moat.
two in the bow, one in the stern.
two in the buckle, one in the knuckle.
two in the bush, one in the cheney.
two in the bush, one in the tush.
two in the byway, one in the hershey highway.
two in the cake, one in the pudding.
two in the camel toe, one in the -n-l hole.
two in the cat, one in the shat.
two in the cheese, one in the whiz.
two in the ch-nk, one in the sphinc.
two in the chute, one in the glute.
two in the clam, one in the shazaam
two in the clanker, one in the spanker.
two in the c-ckpit, one where the jock sits.
two in the coin slot, one in the balloon knot.
two in the condom muncher, one in the donkey puncher.
two in the coo, one in the poo.
two in the coot, one in the boot.
two in the coot, one in the chute.
two in the cooter, one in the p–p shooter.
two in the cooter, one in the pooter.
two in the cootie, one in the booty.
two in the crack, one out back.
two in the creamer, one in the steamer.
two in the crown, one in the brown.
two in the c-mmer, one in the b-mmer.
two in the curtains, one in the hurtin’s.
two in the dream, one in the scream.
two in the entertainer, one in the panty stainer.
two in the fast lane, one past the sh-t stain.
two in the flap, one out back.
two in the flaps, one in the cr-ps.
two in the flower, one in the mud.
two in the fowl, one in the bowel.
two in the f-cker, one in the cucker.
two in the furry, one in the curry.
two in the g-spot, one in the balloon knot
two in the gap, one in the cr-p.
two in the gash, one in the -ss.
two in the gine, one in the brown dime
two in the gear, one in the rear.
two in the go, one in the no.
two in the goo, one in the poo.
two in the good time, one up the sh-t line.
two in the gr-ss, one in the -ss.
two in the gr-ssy knoll, one in the -ssy hole.
two in the gum, one in the b-m.
two in the gyney, one in the hiney.
two in the hair, one in the derriere.
two in the hair pie, one in the brown eye.
two in the ham, one in the g-d d-mn!
two in the heinous, one in the -n-s.
two in the hole, one in the… other hole.
two in the honey, one in the bunny.
two in the hoo-ha, one in the booya!
two in the hoo hoo, one in the poo poo.
two in the hooty, one in the booty.
two in the hot pocket, one in the sh-t socket.
two in the hottie, one in the pottie.
two in the hump, one in the dump.
two in the i see what you did there, one in the loo.
two in the jam, one in the ram.
two in the jelly, one in the smelly.
two in the juice, one in the caboose.
two in the junk, one in the trunk.
two in the kitty, one in the sh-tty.
two in the lube, one in the tube.
two in the main floor, one in the out door.
two in the meat pie, one in the brown eye.
two in the meat, one in the seat.
two in the monkey, one in the chunky.
two in the muenster, one in the bun, sir
two in the m-ff, one in the rough.
two in the mung, one in the bung.
two in the num num, one in the b-m b-m.
two in the o-range, one in the no-range.
two in the one, one in the two.
two in the paris, one in the hilton.
two in the pee, one you can’t see.
two in the pee pee, one in the cheechee.
two in the pie, one saying goodbye.
two in the pink, one in the doo doo hole.
two in the pink, one in the stink. (original, and most widely used)
two in the pink, one in the stink, and the thumb twiddles the bean.
two in the pink, sir, one in the sphincter
two in the pipe, one in the can.
two in the pookey, one in the dookie.
two in the poon, one in the moon.
two in the pumper, one in the dumper.
two in the puss, one in the boot.
two in the queefer, one in the reefer.
two in the randy, one in the dandy.
two in the roll, one in the hole.
two in the saddle, one in the paddle.
two in the s-xit, one in the exit.
two in the shock, one in the awe.
two in the sk-nk, one in the stank.
two in the skunk, one in the trunk.
two in the slime, one in the crime.
two in the slit, one in the sh-t.
two in the sludge, one in the fudge.
two in the sl-t, one in the b-tt.
two in the sl-tter, one in the p–p cutter.
two in the snail, one in the tail.
two in the sn-tch, one up the hatch.
two in the snapper, one in the cr-pper.
two in the snapper, one in the starfish.
two in the split, one where she sh-ts.
two in the squirt, one in the dirt.
two in the super, one in the p–per.
two in the taco, one in the guaco.
two in the taint, one in the ain’t.
two in the tank, one in the bank.
two in the tank, one up her crank.
two in the tart, one in the fart.
two in the thump, one in the rump.
two in the tootsie, one in the roll.
two in the trap, one in the cr-p.
two in the treat, one in the seat.
two in the track, one in the back.
two in the tw-t, one in the brown spot.
two in the valley, one up the alley.
two in the wh-r-, one in the backdoor.
two in the winker, one in the sphincter.
two in the winner, one in the dinner.
two in the womb, one in the tomb.
two inside a woman’s v-g-n-, one inside a woman’s r-ct-m (medical terminology)
two near the cl-t, one in the sh-t.
two near the tampon, one pops the fart bomb.
two scoops of strawberry, one scoop of chocolate.
two to consumate, one to constipate.
two up the fly, one in the brown eye.
two where it’s foul, one in the bowel.
two where it’s hairy, one where it’s scary.
two where the c-cks c-m, one where she talks from.
two where the meat goes, one where the heat blows.
two where they’re born, one where there’s corn.
two where she catches c-cks, one in her fartbox.
two where she hits it, one where she sh-ts it.
two where she humps, one where she dumps.
two where she menstruates, one where she defecates.
two where she peeces, one where she feces.
two where she queefs, one underneath.
two where she spits, one where she sh-ts.
two where you fark her, one where it’s darker.
two where you hump, one in the rump.
two where you should, one where you could.
two in the stern, one in the bow.
two where it’s moot, and one where she’ll shoot.
two in her v-g-n-l opening, one where it needs soaping.
two in the crumb, one in the b-m.
two in the sponge, and one where you plunge.
two in the bake, and out comes the cake!
two in the baby maker, one in the brownie baker.
two in the hootie, one in the blowfish.
getting a girl off by stimulation of the first and middle finger in the v-g-n- while slipping pinky finger into the -n-s for additional pleasure.
examples of the shocker are:

two in the easy, one in the sleazy
two in the rung, one in the dung
two in the pounder, one in the rounder
two in the cooter, one in the pooter
two in the pump, one in the rump
two in the gr-sshole, one in the -sshole
two in the rug, one in the plug
two in the frollicks, one in the b-ll-cks
two in the punk, one in the bunk
two in the pump, one in the rump
two in the shooter, one in the tooter
two in the f-cker, one in the pucker
two in the cha-cha, one in the ka-ka
two in the choo-choo, one in the poo-poo
two in the sp-nk, one in the bunk
two in the funk, one in the stunk
two in the ponanny, one in the sh-t cranny

it’s all something like that 😉
not merely the s-xual act where the index and middle fingers are thrust into the v-g-n- while the pinky is jammed into the -n-s (a.k.a. “two in the bush, one in the tush,” “two in the slit, one in the sh-t,” “rockin’ and rollin’ with one in the colon,” etc), but also the hand position used to perform said act (ring finger and thumb touching, all other fingers extended)– especially when displayed in a context, such as a sporting event or school function, where it has absolutely nothing to do with actual digital penetration of a woman and everything to do with trying to impress one’s friends with how unoriginal one is.
the pimple-faced teen, trying desperately to win the approval of his peers, flashed “the shocker” at the exact moment his yearbook photo was taken, despite the fact that he had never even seen a v-g-n- in person, much less stuck his fingers in one, and that if he ever did, he would be so “shocked” that he’d probably faint.
two in the bush, and one in the cheney
when you don’t want to c-ck her, give her the shocker.
the shocker is a s-xual move. also refered to as two in the pink and one in the stink. it’s when you insert both the middle and index finger into a womans v-g-n- as well as the pinky in her stinky. with emphasis on the pinky going into the -ss last; hence the term, shocker!! as she will be shocked when it happens.
i gave that girl a shocker and she was into it!!
n. the index, middle and pinkey fingers, all employed in harmonious unison with the aim of pleasuring a female.
two in the pink, one in the stink
two in the junk, one in the trunk
two in the snapper, one in the cr-pper
two in the slit, one in the sh-t
two in the cooter, one in the pooter
two in the gash, one in the trash
two in the tight, one in the sh-te
two in the goal, one in the hole
two in the c-nt, one in the grunt
two in the loose, one in the caboose
two in the blood, one in the mud
two in the funk, one in the skunk
two in the snack, one in the crack

“and if that don’t work, slip her the shocker, brah!”