Shoddy Fives
when something not so great happens to ones self. usually used when it comes to getting rejected.
the shoddy comes from the alternative word for sh-t; shoddy. the fives comes from a five dollar bill. the phrase in general literally means, a shoddy five dollar bill, but can be molded into everyday life.
aaron: man, that chick was so hot, but when i approached her, struck up a conversation, then asked her for her number, she rejected me!
eric: shoddy fives bro.
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