Shoe-barus
ones personal feet vehicles
man # 1 dude stop your b-tchin and just take your shoe-barus i am not lending you my car.
when you don’t have a car and you’re walking you’re using shoebarus. like subaru, but it’s shoebarus.
moses: i’m on my way.
ariel: did your mom let you use the car?
moses: no, i’m using my shoebarus.
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