shoe memory
(n) used commonly in public restrooms. shoe memory is the memory used to subtly find out who was in the stalls of a public restroom. simply by looking and remembering which shoe was in which stall (doing whatever) one can point that person out to friends later on.
examples:
“dude it was totally him making all the fart noises.”
“the converses?”
“no man, the jordans”
“how can you tell?”
“i’ve got great shoe memory.”
“lolololololol”
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