shoe-pa
when a large-footed woman wears s-xy heels that are meant for dainty feet and the foot fat bulges beyond the confines of the shoe. aka shoe m-ffin top. similar to fupa (foo-pah) fat upper p-ssy area.
too bad those patent leather heels don’t come in 10 wide. they give you a wicked shoe-pa!
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